Even I can't stand the stench...
...of my own body odor. It may be the poor condition of my skin or my breath or perhaps an ear infection. Heck, it might be all three. Whatever it is, it's rancid. If I were a cartoon dog, there would be flies encircling my body. She will be bringing me in to the vet tomorrow morning to cure my condition.
I love the car ride. I get anxious as we approach the office. All the while I shed like crazy. For some reason, I shed more when I'm nervous. When I go to the vet, ride in the car, or when He looks at me I instantly shed about a third of my body weight.
The vet brings out the crazy in me. I haven't been able to walk on my legs well for about 5 years. When I go to the vet, all I do is jump at Her. It makes Her feel like a fool when She brings me in for a consult about my supposed severe arthur-itis and I'm hoppin' around like a hungry flea on a cat's ass.
Maybe we could skip the vet altogether and She could just spray me with Febreeze.
I love the car ride. I get anxious as we approach the office. All the while I shed like crazy. For some reason, I shed more when I'm nervous. When I go to the vet, ride in the car, or when He looks at me I instantly shed about a third of my body weight.
The vet brings out the crazy in me. I haven't been able to walk on my legs well for about 5 years. When I go to the vet, all I do is jump at Her. It makes Her feel like a fool when She brings me in for a consult about my supposed severe arthur-itis and I'm hoppin' around like a hungry flea on a cat's ass.
Maybe we could skip the vet altogether and She could just spray me with Febreeze.
posted by p.u. at 9/07/2006 04:48:00 PM
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Girl, I am afraid Febreeze will not do it. Perhaps we could call in Service Master to have your rancid ass fumigated.
I'm looking at you......
My head is down and my ears are flattened...now look away.
Oh good God, I am tired! I'm panting like a hot and tired dog that's panting. I had a few procedures; my ear canal cleaned, my ear antibiotic'd, a cortisone shot in my hamhock and I've been sent home with four bottles of various meds totaling $185.00. I LOVE to see the reaction on His face when He sees what I cost to maintain.
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