Don't let the big doe eyes fool you

I'm a bad-ass.

I Love to Shat!

Today has started out wonderfully. I received my breakfast early this morning, prior to the little bitch Scout receiving hers. Nothing frosts my red circle of life more than her being fed before me. Then we all went for a walk to eliminate. It was fan-freakin-tastic. I love it when He has to stoop over and pick up my waste. I tell you, if I could, I would do a little jig (and I do not mean Whitney Houston) while he does it. It is one of my simple pleasures in life. Then after that the little one jumped at my face for a while and we came home.

Something tells me today is the day! I know I will be invited to eat at the table. I just know it!